kingjaffejoffer:

brownglucose:

soybby:

Who let they uncle out the house???

He jiggin’ though!

"When you white but the hood fuck with you heavy"

A MOMENT OF SILENCE FOR THE FUCKERY THAT IS THE YEAR TWO THOUSAND AND FOURTEEN

  • me reading fanfic: this better be NC17 and be drowning in hearteyes and vomiting romance rainbows, or it can gtfo.
  • me watching tv/movies: if this develops a romance plot I'm outta here.

pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

T/N: In Korea, you can order chicken in mixed set (half this and that) so here he was referring that you can’t choose in between LOL cute

davidtennantseyebrow:

katbot:

Professor: Your essay must be 3,000 - 6,000 words

Me: image

the sequel:

"IT HAS 8,564 WORDS AND I CAN’T DELETE ANY OF THEM WITHOUT RUINING MY ESSAY"

mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch