• phone: 100% battery life
  • me: *blinks*
  • phone: 20% battery life

cyclopette:

*wakes up at 9* nice

*immediately falls asleep, wakes up at noon* less nice

Boehner and the rest of the GOP are on some bullshit. They seriously look pathetic and need to get their shit together.

  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it
queensphynxe:

She just stared for the longest time.

queensphynxe:

She just stared for the longest time.

im gonna start working on this in 10 minutes no exceptions
— me fucking lying to myself  (via sann-lykke)
erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

HyukChul: The Earphone series
(to be continue…)